"What is a subway sleeping bag?"

"It’s that thing of when you’re on the train and you sit between two guys in FUBU jackets."

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SIBLEYIRRESISTIBLE, MY FAVORITE PERSON OUT THERE!! Here’s hoping we’re giggling together for the next 30! ❤️

Pedro Pascal photographed by Anthony Batista.

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sale-aholic:

This picture deserves its own post. 

sale-aholic:

This picture deserves its own post. 

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I just want to keep rewatching the Outlander wedding episode why am I at work rn

phwoarrrrrr danny castelano

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beautifuldaysish:

I’m so excited for fall.

I NEED THIS OUTFIT

I sent this video to Mary and she decided to do a stream-of-consciousness response typed into an email reply as she watched.

This was her magical reaction:

oh my god. i cant believe i’m about to watch this. i havent even watched it yet. i am typing out my feelings stream of consciousness to you. oh im so nervous. oh god they are gonna starting singing. damn jewel, shes so fucking good. get it. WHY IS JESSICAS MOUTH MOVING LIKE THAT. WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HER BODY. WHAT WORDS ARE LEAVING HER MOUTH. what is even going through jewels head right now. LIKE OH MY GOD. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A BABY. OH MYG OD i am laughing out loud this isnt happening. WHAT IS JESSICA WEARING. I CANT STOP STARING AT HER MOUTH. ITS LIKE SILLY PUTTY. and jewel is like, fuck im just so mystical. jessica and the SWAYING. SOULLLAHHHH. ugh. EW THE LA LA LAS ARE BACK AROUND THE BABY NOISES.  HER. LIPS. KATE. WHY. jewel is like, oh god this is getting weirder by the minute and i never should have come on this show. soulluhhhh. WHY IS SHE GROWLING SOUL LIKE THAT. soulluhhhhh. oh my god they are holding this long note and jessica is trying so hard. and jewel is just like, living and playing the guitar. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL. what did you just do to me kate. 

I do not use the word home lightly.

So when I sigh it into the crook of your neck,

Believe that your spine is a timber frame,

Your kiss a welcome mat,

And your enveloping arms my front door

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