February 2012
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This morning
I feel like that episode of Mad Men in which Roger walks up all those stairs and throws up everywhere.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Time differences are confusing.
Caller: What time does your office close?
Me: 5pm Mountain Time
Caller: Ok, what is that in U.S. time?
Me: *facepalm*
Feb 23rd
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The Frenemy.: On Hope →
thefrenemy: Somebody asked me what made me feel hopeful. Here’s my answer: Days I wake up and feel happy even though I have nothing to look forward to Days I wake up and know exactly why I feel happy and that’s the best The tiny, ridiculous victory of not sending a drunk text A free drink, bought by a friend or given by a bartender and not some shitbag in Dockers trying to get in your...
Feb 23rd
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“My heart is warm with the friends I make, And better friends I’ll not be...”
– Edna St. Vincent Millay
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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WatchWatch
In Scott Thierauf’s “Gumball Wars”, an annoying gumball machine learns the importance of quality over quantity.
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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The guy who sits next to me at work got a little...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME?
I’M A PARTY GIRL, WITH A BAD HABIT, A BAD HABIT FOR DRUGGSSS
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Dear Person Who Lives Above Me,
I get it. You like Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know.” DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BLAST IT ON REPEAT AT 11pm AND THEN AGAIN AT 9am! Love, Kate
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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"Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick… I'mma cut...
NEW FAVORITE TUMBLR.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Bro-cred.
Me: Did you tell all your friends the history of it because you are so Cool and Knowledgeable?
Brother: hahahah yes
Me: I bet all your ladies were impressed
Brother: ah sadly at the moment we passed it there were no fine bitches present
Brother: just dudes
Brother: it's ok, i got bro-cred
Brother: it's our currency
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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gifparty: JILL.
Feb 16th
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