Tonight was a great night.

We natured so hard today.

sexfriesandvideotape:

"Ugh so many crumbs in my bed and none of them are named Viktor!" is a real thing I just said, so you know, it’s only 11 AM and I already need a nap. 

leadencirclesdissolve:

melkior:

send hELP

This is why you can’t trust birds.

erinthesails:

#tired of media starring middle aged men complaining about how boring and stagnant their lives are now that they’re married, holy shit i could not be less interested in that genre

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neaq:

Oh seagull

WHALE FRIDAY THIS TIME WITH SEAGULLS

GANG! I am most likely going to throw myself a birthday party next Saturday, and I want it to be themed because there is no drinking I love more than drinking in costume. What is the best theme party you’ve ever been to?

i need some ideas

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

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exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

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