• me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

things that are terrible:

"contact us" forms that do not list an email address, but make you fill out a template email form that surely disappears into the ether as soon as you hit "submit"

you know, things were going really well there for a while.

Now I just want a week to go by without getting another piece of news that serves only to make my job shittier.

A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

(via oldfilmsflicker)

Headache central, party of one.

Off to bed to sleep this fucker off.

The best sleeps are the sleeps when you don’t have to set an alarm.