Happy midnight screenings, dorks of the world.
hannah and i were recently speaking about how we could survive in the hunger games together (we’re an excellent team due to our supreme communication skills) but then we were deciding who would be the one, to kill the other of us.
it went back and forth between me killing hannah, because hannah is probably incapable of killing another human (and clearly, i would be) and hannah killing me because i would be physically incapable of killing her, but could inspire her to kill me with our often used inspirational phase “hannah. you have to do this.” which works great in our other adventures, including but not limited to: shot-taking, white water canoeing, killing giant bugs, breaking laws, playing a drinking game than hannah hates (read: all drinking games) and jumping into water than we know is going to be very cold.
Hannah could never kill anyone, but you JUST MIGHT be able to get her with the, “Hannah, you have to do this.” Still, I’d say it’s you for the victory, LP.