1. icannotevenwilliamshatner:

A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.

    icannotevenwilliamshatner:

    A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.

    (Source: hansmormon)

     
  2. Dec 12th, 2013     jill
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    Kelly Clarkson | Underneath the Tree

    This is the only song I’ve heard in recent memory that comes close to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” in terms of “potential to become a new Christmas classic.”

    EVERYONE GO LISTEN ON REPEAT! This song sounds like Love Actually feels. It also prompted my friend Jill and I to have this conversation:

    Jill: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT DO JAZZ HANDS WHEN SHE STARTS SINGING

    Me: it makes me want to likeā€¦

    Me: ok, work with me here

    Me: imagine a xmas shopping montage

    Jill: yes

    Me: on one of those cute British streets

    Me: with lots of twinkle lights and snow

    Me: and you’re like

    Me: skipping around with bags

    Me: with the person you love

    Me: and then you stop in front of the tree that’s in the central square

    Me: and he spins you around and pulls you in and kisses you

    Jill: PLEASE TELL ME WE RUSH PAST A WINDOW AND THEN I PULL HIM BACK TO POINT OUT SOMETHING PRETTY AND THEN THE SCENE CUTS TO US IN THE STORE WITH HIM BUYING IT, LOOKING EXASPERATED BUT SECRETLY PLEASED

     
  4. Dec 3rd, 2013     musicKelly ClarksonUnderneath the Treejill
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    It’s tough out there

    when your Numero Uno daily gchat partner goes on VACATION to MEXICO with her HUSBAND for an ENTIRE WEEK and leaves you to fend for yourself.

     
  6. Oct 21st, 2013     jill
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    Jill got justifiably ragey this morning about stupid Jodie Laubenberg thinking that rape kits are abortions.

    Jill got justifiably ragey this morning about stupid Jodie Laubenberg thinking that rape kits are abortions.

     
  8. Jun 25th, 2013     JillJodie LaubenbergrapeabortionTexas
    1. me: It blows my mind that gchat is not the official name for Gmail’s chatting service, and that is it instead, technically, called “Google Talk”.
    2. me: WHAT THE FUCK, GOOGLE. LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD CALLS IT GCHAT. WHAT IS YOUR ISH, REFUSING TO USE THE COMMON NAME?
    3. me: Obviously everyone at Google uses gchat – do you think they are forced to call it Google Talk even though everyone in the whole world calls it gchat?
    4. Jill: That reminds me of an article I read back in 2009 when the iPhone was really booming in popularity which said that Melinda Gates wouldn't ever own one and I was like “wow, never thought of that.”
    5. Jill: I actually kind of felt sorry for her.
    6. Jill: I FELT SORRY FOR THE RICHEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HAVE ONE LINE OF TECH DEVICES.
     
  9. May 10th, 2013     JillgchatiphoneMelinda Gates
  10. Thankfully Jill is keeping me entertained with important text updates while I wait for my (extremely delayed) flight:

    Jill: ELDERLY FOLKS AT PANERA DISCUSSING THE BIEBS AND SELENA GOMEZ GETTING BACK TOGETHER

     
  11. Nov 21st, 2012     Jillold men at Panera
  12. Texts From Jill:

    Now they’re discussing Bruce Jenner’s plastic surgery.

     
  13. Nov 21st, 2012     Jillold men at Panera
  14. I cannot handle the quotes Jill is texting me from these old men at Panera

    "Jon Voight’s daughter is that Angelina Jolie. You know, the girl with lips as big as my arm."

     
  15. Nov 21st, 2012     Jillold men at Panera
  16. Jill and I have the same emotions re: Tom Hanks

    Jill and I have the same emotions re: Tom Hanks

     
  17. Nov 21st, 2012     JillTom Hanks
  18. True friends are the anchors that help you get through the storms of life. Thank you so much for my beautiful new bracelet, Jill!

    True friends are the anchors that help you get through the storms of life. Thank you so much for my beautiful new bracelet, Jill!

     
  19. Nov 19th, 2012     Jill