I went to the aforementioned, newly discovered neighborhood pool and SWAM SOME LAPS, which makes me sound a lot cooler/more fit that I actually am. Swimming is really hard, you guys.
- It’s only a 20(ish?) yard pool (none of the staff seemed to know how big it is, smh)
- I only did ten laps
- I took breaks every two laps
- BOTH of my contacts fell out during the first lap (which has never happened to me before ever; I have even opened my eyes IN THE OCEAN with no problem, what IS this nonsense local pool? Why you stealing my contacts? Don’t you know I am SO VERY BLIND??)
- BUT STILL I WENT AND SWAM LAPS AND YOU WATCH, BY SUMMER’S END I WILL BE SWIMMING FOR LIKE, AN HOUR NONSTOP
As my brother just said on gchat when I told him all this, “you lapped everyone on the couch!”