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    reblogged: majudgemajudge

    majudgemajudge: She sends me an email of all the things on the Internet she liked that day. COME ON. Mary isn’t allowed to get on tumblr at work anymore (Praise Beyoncé that at least she can still use gchat…) so our usual habit of sending each other things we find on tumblr has been stymied. Obviously I still need to send her this interesting/amusing/gross links on a daily basis, so I just leave an email draft open all day and dump them in there. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HETERO-LIFE MATES DO FOR EACH OTHER.

    majudgemajudge:

    She sends me an email of all the things on the Internet she liked that day. COME ON.

    Mary isn’t allowed to get on tumblr at work anymore (Praise Beyoncé that at least she can still use gchat…) so our usual habit of sending each other things we find on tumblr has been stymied.

    Obviously I still need to send her this interesting/amusing/gross links on a daily basis, so I just leave an email draft open all day and dump them in there. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HETERO-LIFE MATES DO FOR EACH OTHER.

     
    2. Jan 18th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

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    notnadia:

    The Stark children beatboxing the Game of Thrones intro on the Season 2 DVD set

    Those are real words that describe a thing.

    THE STARK CHILDREN ARE PERFECT HUMANS.

     
    3. Jan 10th, 2013     especially aryagame of thronesmajudgemajudge

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    MARE. This IMMEDIATELY made me think of you.

    (Source: gayandersons)

     
    4. Jan 10th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

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    MARY LOOK AT THIS OH MY GOD

    MARY LOOK AT THIS OH MY GOD

     
    5. Jan 9th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

  5. Mary and I discovered a pretty awesome Pandora station this weekend. Go make a “The Kingsmen” station. IT IS FANTASTIC.

    Mary and I discovered a pretty awesome Pandora station this weekend.

    Go make a “The Kingsmen” station. IT IS FANTASTIC.

     
    6. Dec 17th, 2012     majudgemajudgehetero life mates foreverpandorathe kingsmen

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    ivchan:

    wohre:

    wtf is up with chile look at it

    that’s no way to run a country

    that’s not a country that’s a conga line

    (Source: swagony)

     
    7. Nov 28th, 2012     that's not a country that's a conga linemajudgemajudge

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    MY FRIEND’S NIECE WROTE THIS!

    [MARY. GARRETT’S NIECE WROTE THIS!]

    (Source: rox712)

     
    8. Nov 8th, 2012     majudgemajudgeelection 2012Obama

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    animalstalkinginallcaps: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOWERS? THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! AND THEY’RE BEUTERFUL. BOOTIFALL? THEY’RE REALLY PRETTY. I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK SHITHEAD, IF YOU DO NOT TURN AROUND AND AT LEAST TRY TO HELP ME GET YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL. YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. I LOVE FLOWERS AND TEQUILA AND THE WAY YOUR BACK SMELLS. I’M GOING TO BURY YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME FLOWERS. I WOULD BE PRETTY YELLOW ONES. … I HATE SO MUCH YOU RIGHT NOW. Mary, this was us on the Night You Ate the Pineapples.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOWERS? THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! AND THEY’RE BEUTERFUL. BOOTIFALL? THEY’RE REALLY PRETTY.

    I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK SHITHEAD, IF YOU DO NOT TURN AROUND AND AT LEAST TRY TO HELP ME GET YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL.

    YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. I LOVE FLOWERS AND TEQUILA AND THE WAY YOUR BACK SMELLS.

    I’M GOING TO BURY YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME FLOWERS.

    I WOULD BE PRETTY YELLOW ONES.

    … I HATE SO MUCH YOU RIGHT NOW.

    Mary, this was us on the Night You Ate the Pineapples.

     
    9. Oct 26th, 2012     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

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    Mary, I don’t have a surprise for you (unlike the time I told you I was in Colorado WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY IN WILLIAMSBURG) but next time I DO have a surprise for you, this is how I will announce it.

    Mary, I don’t have a surprise for you (unlike the time I told you I was in Colorado WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY IN WILLIAMSBURG)

    but next time I DO have a surprise for you, this is how I will announce it.

     
    10. Oct 25th, 2012     majudgemajudgehetero life mates foreveri promise i won't show up at homecoming no matter how much i wish i could

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    Me: How amenable are you to some SERIOUS singing-related goosebumps right now?

    Mary: VERY. ALL THE FEELINGS ARE GOOD.

    Kate: [sends link]

    Mary: GOOSEBUMPS. TWO SECONDS IN.

    Mary: TWO.

    Mary: SECONDS.

    Mary: IN.

    Kate: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

    Mary: I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYWHERE.

    Mary: LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. 

     
    11. Oct 24th, 2012     gold from the video pilemajudgemajudgehetero life mates forevermusica lot of our conversations consist of capslock