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    Dream Pets/Dream House/Dream Life

    1. me: OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_cat
    2. Mary: STOP IT I WANT ONE
    3. me: it is a wild animal that lives in the desert but looks like a kitten
    4. me: let's adopt one
    5. me: also
    6. me: the American Alsatian = dog that looks the most like a direwolf
    7. me: GOOGLE IT
    8. Mary: LOVE IT
    9. Mary: WANT ONE
    10. me: so, recap:
    11. me: we are adopting a) a small kitten that lives in the desert
    12. me: and
    13. me: b) a dog that is bigger than a wolf
    14. me: THEY WILL GET ALONG PERFECTLY
    15. Mary: THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST HOUSE EVER
     
  2. Mar 27th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates foreverarabian sand catdire wolf
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    1. me: my 64 year old coworker is leaving today to climb Everest
    2. Mary: COME ON
    3. me: I...took the stairs all last week and this week
    4. me: so, you know,
    5. me: equal
    6. Mary: HAHAHAHAHA
    7. Mary: dude fuck that
    8. Mary: if you ever come to me when we are 60 and are like
    9. Mary: lets climb mount everest
    10. Mary: im going to be like
    11. Mary: fucking NO.
    12. Mary: lets go to a goddamned beach
    13. Mary: where we can get drunk
    14. Mary: dance around
    15. Mary: and swim all day.
    16. Mary: and dont you ever try and make me scale an icy death mountain unless that mountain is a giant fucking frozen beverage with a side of ice cream
     
  4. Mar 26th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates foreverMount Everest
  5. reblogged: amnhnyc

    amnhnyc:

Get a behind-the-scenes peek at our whale collection.
Pictured: the skull of a killer whale
(via 14 Photos of Whale Bones (and more!) from the American Museum of Natural History’s Mammalogy Department | Mental Floss)

I JUST WANT TO GO TO THIS EXHIBIT SO BADLY

    amnhnyc:

    Get a behind-the-scenes peek at our whale collection.

    Pictured: the skull of a killer whale

    (via 14 Photos of Whale Bones (and more!) from the American Museum of Natural History’s Mammalogy Department | Mental Floss)

    I JUST WANT TO GO TO THIS EXHIBIT SO BADLY

     
  6. Mar 25th, 2013     whalesmajudgemajudge
  7. reblogged: amnhnyc

    amnhnyc:

Whales are on the way…Just two more days until Whales: Giants of the Deep! 

GUYS I LOVE WHALES SO MUCH

    amnhnyc:

    Whales are on the way…Just two more days until Whales: Giants of the Deep

    GUYS I LOVE WHALES SO MUCH

    (Source: mermaids-and-anchors)

     
  8. Mar 21st, 2013     whalesmajudgemajudge
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    Important Thoughts on Macklemore's Thrift Shop:

    1. Mary: I LOVE THAT SONG.
    2. : Who doesnt love that song?
    3. : I request it from the dj LITERALLY every time I go out
    4. : The beat makes me want to hop around like a fucking kangaroo.
     
  10. Feb 21st, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever
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    Days I find weird news to share with Mary are the BEST DAYS.

    Days I find weird news to share with Mary are the BEST DAYS.

     
  12. Feb 20th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates foreverspontaneous combustionOklahoma
  13. Today has so far been pretty crappy so maybe that’s why this made me laugh a lot louder and longer than it probably should have.

    Today has so far been pretty crappy so maybe that’s why this made me laugh a lot louder and longer than it probably should have.

     
  14. Jan 28th, 2013     I am Ritamajudgemajudge
  15. Praise Beyoncé.

    (Source: thequeenbey)

     
  16. Jan 25th, 2013     beyonceanderson coopermajudgemajudge
  17. Mary, did you send this text?

    Mary, did you send this text?

     
  18. Jan 22nd, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever
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    reblogged: majudgemajudge

    majudgemajudge:

She sends me an email of all the things on the Internet she liked that day. COME ON.

Mary isn’t allowed to get on tumblr at work anymore (Praise Beyoncé that at least she can still use gchat…) so our usual habit of sending each other things we find on tumblr has been stymied.
Obviously I still need to send her this interesting/amusing/gross links on a daily basis, so I just leave an email draft open all day and dump them in there. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HETERO-LIFE MATES DO FOR EACH OTHER.

    majudgemajudge:

    She sends me an email of all the things on the Internet she liked that day. COME ON.

    Mary isn’t allowed to get on tumblr at work anymore (Praise Beyoncé that at least she can still use gchat…) so our usual habit of sending each other things we find on tumblr has been stymied.

    Obviously I still need to send her this interesting/amusing/gross links on a daily basis, so I just leave an email draft open all day and dump them in there. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HETERO-LIFE MATES DO FOR EACH OTHER.

     
  20. Jan 18th, 2013     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever