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    reblogged: howtotalktogirlsatparties

    howtotalktogirlsatparties: King shit. Life mate’s soul mate? I think so.

    howtotalktogirlsatparties:

    King shit.

    Life mate’s soul mate? I think so.

     
    2. Oct 11th, 2012     hetero life mates forevermajudgemajudge

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    Mary and I just discovered the Hot Tug.

    Mary and I just discovered the Hot Tug.

     
    3. Oct 4th, 2012     HOT TUGmajudgemajudgehetero life mates foreverGIVE ME ONE NOW

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    reblogged: animalstalkinginallcaps

    animalstalkinginallcaps: MOM, WHAT WAS THE WORLD LIKE BEFORE BEYONCÉ? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A HORRIBLE QUESTION? I DON’T KNOW. I WAS JUST WONDERING. IT WAS TERRIBLE, OBVIOUSLY. JUST REALLY, REALLY BAD.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    MOM, WHAT WAS THE WORLD LIKE BEFORE BEYONCÉ?

    WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A HORRIBLE QUESTION?

    I DON’T KNOW. I WAS JUST WONDERING.

    IT WAS TERRIBLE, OBVIOUSLY. JUST REALLY, REALLY BAD.

     
    4. Aug 26th, 2012     beyoncemajudgemajudge

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    reblogged: oldfilmsflicker

    Mary’s next birthday present.

    Mary’s next birthday present.

    (Source: mikewaters)

     
    5. Aug 16th, 2012     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

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    reblogged: whatsupdanny

    (Source: whatmakessyoubeautifull)

     
    6. Aug 13th, 2012     majudgemajudge

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    reblogged: sade

    Wait. Mary. Look at this. It is actually the best thing.

    Wait. Mary. Look at this. It is actually the best thing.

    (Source: tirehaus)

     
    7. Aug 7th, 2012     BEST DAYmajudgemajudgeJackie Chan

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    8. Aug 6th, 2012     majudgemajudgejillhetero life mates forever

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    Gchatting with Mary:

    1. Me: wanna see some cell phone underwear pics of Danell Leyva?
    2. Mary: YEP
    3. Me: http://cheattowin.tumblr.com/post/28420724835/in-case-i-hadnt-firmly-established-myself-as
    4. Mary: Je. Sus.
     
    9. Jul 31st, 2012     Danell Leyvamajudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

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    reblogged: disneyladiesfromlastnight

    Sometimes Mary and I talk about how much we miss theme parties.

    Sometimes Mary and I talk about how much we miss theme parties.

     
    10. Jul 1st, 2012     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever

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    reblogged: majudgemajudge

    majudgemajudge:

    10knotes:


    this is how i look speaking french any language all the time

    This is why every time Mary has to call a French client she has me break the name down into a bit by bit phonetic pronunciation.

    (Source: jonwithabullet)

     
    11. Jun 15th, 2012     majudgemajudgehetero life mates forever